U R DEAD NOW

An explorer was walking through the jungle and suddenly, he found himself surrounded by dangerous cannibals. "I'm dead," said the explorer.


Then, a bright light came from the sky and a voice from the sky said, "Not yet, take your
knife, and cut the throat of the leader."


The explorer did what the voice said. The cannibals began to scream.


The voice from the sky said, "NOW, you are dead."