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Saturday, January 9, 2010

Coolest Doubt In MAHABAHRAT


In some remote village of India , one masterji is teaching the

Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the 'Krishna Janma' part

of it.

Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is

going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki

behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by

poisoning... Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain

peak. Third one is born..."







Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I

have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)



Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in mahabharata

then how come u have one?"







Ramu : “Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to

Kill him,



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WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME JAIL?





Masterji faints......................... ;o)


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