i bet u wont stop laughing..

 
In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an

English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay

in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was

concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England, a

bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for 'Water Closet'. She

wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC.



The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he

knew the meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings of the

letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a

'Wayside Chapel' near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their

minds.



So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:



Dear Madam,



I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles

from the house. It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees,

surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and

is open on Sundays and Thursdays. As there are many people expected in

the summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is, however,

plenty of standing room. This is an unfortunate situation especially if

you are in the habit of going regularly.



It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the

WC as it was there that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event.

There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the

ex-pressions on their faces. We can take photos in different angle. My

wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost

a year since she went last, which pains her greatly.



You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make

a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive

just in time. I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday

as there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even

the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere.



The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters.

We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all since many feel

it is long needed. I look forward to escorting you there myself and

seating you in a place where you can be seen by all.



With deepest regards,

The Schoolmaster.





The woman fainted reading the reply........ and she never visited India

again!!!!