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"It's that time of year to take your Annual Senior Citizen's test."
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you
don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge
your loss or non-loss of intelligence.

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Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.

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The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've decided on your answer…




95% of people fail most of the questions..proved.................



OK, relax, clear your mind and begin..



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1. What do you put in a toaster?









Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to

Question 2.









2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?









Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the
next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat.
Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as
Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3..

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a
black house is made from black bricks,
What is a green house made from?







Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
bricks," why are you still reading these???
If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.








4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the
flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last
remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing
procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and
the plane fatally crashes smack-dab in the middle of "no man's
land" between East Germany and West Germany . "Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?










Answer: You don't bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop NOW! If
you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.








5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London
to Milford Haven in Wales ... In London , 17 people get on the bus; In
Reading , six people get off the bus and nine people get on... In
Swindon , two people get off and four get on... In Cardiff , 11
people get off and 16 people get on... In Swansea , three people get
off and five people get on... In Carmathen, six people get off and
three get on... You then arrive at Milford Haven.
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What was the name of the bus driver?
[ Don't scroll back to re-read the problem!]










Answer: "Oh, for crying out loud!"
Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!