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Friday, January 8, 2010

33. POINTS ABOUT BOYS...

33 Points About Boys
.:: BELIEVE IT OR NOT ......THIS IS THE TRUTH ::.


1. Guys like their gadgets & bikes more than a girl. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about .

5. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

6. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

8. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

9. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”, So true.

10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

11. Guys love their moms.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

17. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

18. Guys are very open about themselves.

19. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.

20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.

22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

24. Guys keep secrets that girls tell them.

25. Guys think too much.

26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.

27. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does! … very true.

28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

31. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

32. Guys hate girls who overreact.

33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.


Doesn’t this all make sense?




HUM LADKE DIL KE SACHE...
 


MY SMILE... :-)))

I smile when I am shy
I smile when I want to cry

I smile when I am sad
I smile, when I just go mad

I smile when I am envious
I smile when I am very jealous

I smile when I am happy
I smile when I feel shaky

I smile when I am emotional
I also smile when I act abnormal

I smile when I am overloaded
I smile when I miss my beloved

I smile when I think something
I smile when I think just nothing

Do you know why I am smiling? When I smile at you?
Dear friend, I think it’s a very tough question I asked you! !

Never mind whatever be the reason behind my smile,

"Live with no excuses and love with no regrets."


"Live with no excuses and love with no regrets."

"To the world you may be one, but to one you might be the world."

"You asked me whose life was more important- yours or mine and I answered "mine" ; you walked away angry not knowing that you are my life."

"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it does not come back, it was never meant to be."

"If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile... But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me."

"I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry."

"People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel."

"If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how special you are to me..."


" Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak … sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go"


" Last night i sent an angel to watch over u while u were sleeping. It came back early and i asked it why? Its said "Angels dont watch other Angels"


"When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us."


""Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in between that makes it all worth living."

""WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU..."

"WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you."

"If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile... But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me."

15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!
"1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night. "


" Watch your thoughts; they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions.

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits; they become character.

Watch your character; it becomes your destiny."

"If you love someone put their name in a circle, not a heart, because hearts can be broken but circles go on forever!"


SIMPLE LOGIC.......very funny?
Santa Singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand everything except for the LOGIC part.

One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardar friends came home.

Friend: Santa singhji How is your MBA preparation?

Santa Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Friend: Logic is very easy.

Santa Singh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Friend: OK. Do you have fish tank in your house?

Santa: Yes.

Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.

Santa: Yes.

Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.

Santa: Yes.

Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.

Santa: Yes.

Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.

Santa: Yes.

Friend: so, logically, you are married.

Santa: Yes.

Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.

Santa Singh was very glad and he understood logic.


Next day he sees Banta Singh who was also preparing for MBA.

Santa: How is your MBA preparation?

Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.

Santa: Oh, logic is easy.


Banta: Please, give me an example.

Santa: Do you have a fish tank in your house?

Banta: No, I don't.

Santa: Saala!!!.... ..that means you are a HOMO!!!!

BECHARA PATI..

Missing Husband
A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:


Lady: I lost my Husband

Inspector: What is his height?
Lady: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Lady: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Color of eyes?
Lady: Never noticed

Inspector: Color of hair?
Lady: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was he wearing?
Lady: suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly

Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together….

And the lady started crying…..


Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!!!!!!!

MAJNU KA LUV LETTER AND LAILA KA REPLY..

a luv letter & a beautiful reply to it
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.


My Dearest Pooja,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
____________ ____

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?

**********

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

**********

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

**********




4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:

(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know

**********

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know

**********

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

**********

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them



**********

8 ) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

**********

9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:

(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.

**********

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.

If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom.
If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.

Eagerly awaiting your reply..

Love, Aakash

************ ********




Pooja's reply letter was also in Q/A format .......


Aakash ,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

**********

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?

(a) Yes (b) No


**********

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.

You poked your nose inside...... Right ?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali ) at the bus stand?

(a)Yes (b) No

**********

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

8 ) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?

(a) Yes (b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you.
If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you .

THIS IS CALLED CONFIDENCE...


A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that
the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature
pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is
then told, privately, that their company's software is running the
aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the
aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.

One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why
he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight,

he replies :

"If it is the same software that is developed by my company's IT systems department, this plane won't even take off." !!!!

That is called Confidence!! !

100 ways to change u r life..


100 Clever Ways to Change Your Habits and Improve Your Life
100 Clever Ways to Change Your Habits and Improve Your Life

Most people are in a constant pursuit to improve their lives. Changing your habits, outlook, and everyday living can go a long way to making your life more like you want it to be. Here, we’ll take a look at 100 ways to make your life better.

General

These are some of the more general ways you can improve your life.

1. Be proactive: Plan ahead to nip problems before they even start.
2. Cut down on your impact: Reduce the level of waste that you bring into the world.
3. Wake up earlier: Get more time out of your day by waking up earlier.
4. Smile: Feel better about yourself and get a more positive outlook by putting a smile on your face.
5. Accept failure: Know that you won’t succeed all of the time-but focus on your successes.
6. Realize you can’t always get what you want: Learn to accept downfalls and work with them.
7. Plan ahead: Planning can help you be prepared for fitness, health, happiness, and more.
8. Accept that you can’t control everything: You can’t stop the rain, strikes, or control other people-learn to work with what you’ve got.
9. Realize that every second is precious: Live every day like it’s your last, because someday it just might be.

Health

Medical professionals agree that these healthy habits will improve your quality of life.

10. Eat a morning breakfast daily: Studies show that overall, daily breakfast eaters tend to be more healthy than others, so embrace this habit every day.
11. Get physical activity: Make sure you have regular exercise in order to ensure long term health.
12. Boost your energy: Make an effort to boost your energy naturally.
13. Make your workouts more intense: Do more intense workouts to get better benefits than a relaxed session.
14. Get outside: Get more physical activity, fresh air, and space to breathe by spending more time outside.
15. Get a good night’s rest: Sleep seven to ten hours every night to avoid the pitfalls of not getting enough sleep.
16. Eat fish twice a week: By eating fish twice a week, you’ll increase your intake of omega-3 fatty acids, which are good for your heart.
17. Take a walk every day: Get your legs moving to reduce your chance of premature death.
18. Stop smoking: Improve your health, finances, appearance, and quality of life by putting out your cigarettes.
19. Eat healthy snacks: Eat fruits or vegetables as a snack to boost your good health.
20. Stay hydrated: Allow your organs to work properly and keep your joints healthy by drinking enough water.
21. Practice good dental hygiene: Researchers have reported that bacteria from dental plaque can enter your bloodstream and cause an array of problems, including heart disease and diabetes.
22. Eat dairy: Get your calcium to make sure you have strong bones, teeth, and even lose weight while maintaining muscle.
23. Eat more slowly: Improve your digestion and health by eating your food slower.
24. Drink tea: Tea can improve your memory, prevent cavities, cancer, and heart disease.
25. Protect your skin: Stay out of the sun and avoid overexposure to reduce skin damage.

Career & Finance

You can improve your career and finance through these habits and actions.

26. Cut down your debt: Improve your finances by ridding yourself of the debt you have to pay off.
27. Leave your work behind: Let your work stay where it needs to be-work.
28. Practice collaboration: Work with others, asking for help and offering it where needed.
29. Diversify: Ensure that you have multiple sources of income to give yourself security.
30. Keep an emergency fund: Build an emergency fund to give yourself a financial safety net.
31. Don’t be a jerk: Play well with others to improve your career and get more done.
32. Write better: Improve your writing skills to communicate more effectively.
33. Step up your resume: Improve your resume to give yourself career options.
34. Save for retirement: Improve your future life by putting money aside for your retirement.
35. Practice frugality: Save money and live more simply by being frugal.
36. Join professional groups: Network and improve your career by joining a professional association.
37. Go into business for yourself: Start your own business to improve your career and quality of life.

Social Life

Make your social life better by following these tips.

38. Join a club: Take part in a club, such as a book club or cooking club to get social connections and meet new people.
39. Throw a party: Invite others over for a party and spend some time with people you care about.
40. Let friends come and go: Realize that not all of your friends will stay with you, but some may come back eventually.
41. Find a friend: Carefully nurture and grow your friendships for comfort, self esteem, and companionship.
42. Be friendly with everyone: Spread a positive attitude and make others feel good, and you’ll feel better in return.
43. Volunteer: Feed your soul, do some good, and be a part of your community by offering yourself as a volunteer.
44. Realize not everyone will love you: Accept the fact that you’re not for everyone.

Technology

Give your technology habits and life a boost with these tips.

45. Telecommute remotely: Use remote control computing software to use your office PC from wherever you’re working.
46. Learn keyboard shortcuts: Make your work faster and more streamlined by using keyboard shortcuts.
47. Use automatic hard drive backups: Give yourself peace of mind and back up your data without even thinking about it.
48. Use a smaller device instead of a laptop: On your next trip, replace your laptop with an iPod or a thumb drive that will allow you to access your documents without having to lug a machine around.

Happiness

These habits will help you be happier in life.

49. Live in the moment: Plan for the future, but enjoy what’s currently happening.
50. Make social connections: Experts agree that communal activities are good for your physical and mental health.
51. Celebrate yourself: Embrace who you are by being happy and comfortable with yourself.
52. Stop being a perfectionist: Learn to let go of obsessive perfection, and you’ll be much more satisfied with life.
53. Stay positive: Keep an optimistic outlook to feel better about your life.
54. Find a hobby: Find a relaxing, enjoyable activity to live healthier and be happier.
55. Give up a little sleep: When it’s worth it, give up on your sleep to have some fun and enjoy life.
56. Be satisfied with what you have: Someone else will always have more-so don’t compete, but appreciate what you have.
57. Enhance your self confidence: Work to improve your view of yourself.
58. Spend time with a child: Spend a little time with a child to get a look at their unique perspective on the world.
59. Avoid taking things too personally: Don’t make the mistake of thinking everything is about you.
60. Quit nagging: Stop the cycle of nagging and give your relationships a break.
61. Practice being optimistic: Keep a positive mindset to have better things in your life.

Mental Health

Follow these tips to preserve your mental health.

62. Avoid jumping to conclusions: Don’t take action on your assumptions-make sure you’re right before moving forward.
63. Read the classics: Improve your mind by reading classic books.
64. Don’t always trust your emotions: Just having a feeling doesn’t mean something is true.
65. Let go of worry: Reduce your anxiety by letting go of worry and letting the future come.
66. Cut down on technology: Don’t let your devices run your life-unplug every now ant then.
67. Think every day: Whether you’re meditating or just exploring your thoughts, take some time to think daily.
68. Let little things go: Don’t let minor irritations get to you-just let them go.
69. Learn a new language: Learn how to speak a new language to stimulate your mind and open up more possibilities for yourself.
70. Step out of your comfort zone: Break your routine and do something bold-talk to a new person or be spontaneous.
71. Accept your imperfections: Acknowledge your needs for improvement, and aim to work on them.
72. Spend time doing what you love: Whether it means starting a career you love, or just adopting a hobby, commit to doing what makes you happy.
73. Learn something new: Expand your knowledge by making it a point to always be learning something new.
74. Let go of the past: Don’t let what’s happened in the past dictate your future.
75. Minimize dramatics: Avoid making mountains out of molehills-it will only increase your anxiety.
76. Dream big: Be ambitious, and take definite steps to achieve your goals.
77. Spend time debating: Learn new ideas and get mental stimulation by debating with someone else.
78. Stop overgeneralizing: Don’t let a single event determine a lasting trend.
79. Let go of your made up rules: Often your own personal "oughts" and shoulds" can hold you back.

Satisfaction

These habits will help improve your satisfaction in life.

80. Remind yourself of progress: Let your completed to do lists linger so you can remember all that you’ve done.
81. Set goals: Give yourself something to shoot for and achieve by setting goals.
82. Give thanks: Take time to be thankful of the gifts in your life.
83. Recognize your talent: Find out what your talent or gift is, and do everything you can to nurture it.

Productivity

These habits will help you stay more productive.

84. Keep a clean inbox: Empty your email inbox so you’ll have a clean slate to work with.
85. Check in only once a day: Check email, social media sites, and other distractions only once per day.
86. Don’t let setbacks get you down: You can’t win all the time-but don’t let your failures get in the way of moving forward.
87. Stop multitasking: Take on one task at a time to be more productive and effective.

Mind Hacks

These mind hacks will help you improve your life.

88. Focus: You can remember everything if you consider everything as vital.
89. Use catchphrases: Keep ideas active, like "fake it til you feel it."
90. Sleep on it: Make better decisions and solve problems by sleeping on them before you take action.
91. Make use of the Internet: Sharpen your brain by using the Internet often.
92. Be active: Take notes, think, and read to keep your mind active.
93. Write things down: Make things more concrete by putting them down on paper.

The Little Things

The little things count-make them better with these habits.

94. Make it easier to find your keys: Make your trip out the door just a bit easier by finding a handy key spot.
95. Get your laundry wrangled: Stop letting laundry take over your life.
96. Cut down on TV: Reduce your TV exposure or even eliminate it to get out there and enjoy life more.
97. Make your wallet slimmer: Cut down on your back breaking wallet.
98. Create a landing strip: Put together a special place for your mail, work bags, and other accessories when you get home.
99. Keep a tidy desk: Avoid lost items, and keep everything you need close at hand with a tidy desk.
100. Reduce your cable clutter: Get your computer cables wrangled and clean up the birds’ nest behind your computer.

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